Apparently, cockroaches might survive a nuclear war, but nuclear winter wd fuck them dead. Instead, according to the latest evidence, it is the twee that will inherit the (scorched, sad) earth. As a means of gaining my doctorology in funthrapology, I present some recent examples of mutations found in the wild…

Above: the precious (in every sense) manmade-beauty-spot which is new Border Community signee Luke Abbott’s ‘Melody 120′. Next, Teenagersintokyo, who I have mixed feelings toward - compoundnameofband (-10 pts); song title, ‘Very Vampyr’ (+5); verse that zig-zags competently but predictably (-5); actually dressing like The Lost Boys (+/-0); attaining the chorus and bouncing around joyously in a manner i’m calling ‘twee noir’ (+10). See? Undecided.