because i am aware Plan B readers annex dancefloors and defy science in their pursuit of physical expression, presented here is a deft YouTube video made to accompany current issue interviewee Yelle’s ‘A Cause Des Garcon’ (albeit remixed to brutality).

you can find further adventures of dancers treaxy & vavan (it seems the other is called St4nl3y94 unless anyone knows any better..?) here. annnnyway, once you’ve watched once or twice, you’ll probably have assimilated the routine into yr repetoire and can go forth bravely into the night.

plz note, Plan B accepts no responsibility for hernias or shallow and exhausting relationships incurred through the application of these manoeuvres.