Hurrah for the lovely BARR, who’s playing at lovely Bardens, which has RE-FUCKIN’-OPENED at long last, after almost a year of not being open and forcing us to go to all sorts of weird places like Kilburn instead. So hurrah for all of that, and you should all go see BARR and get made happy, because he’s ace, and because I won’t be there, most likely, because I’ve got meetings, deadlines and a head full of worry and woe and a most unseasonal hibernation instinct enveloping my head like an itchy wool snood, so I want everyone to go for me and ENJOY.

OK?

They’re showing films too. It will be good.