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Jandek was pale, in a black hat, just like I’d been led to believe. He brushed the open strings of his guitar hard and resigned so that they formed a constant, queasy drone behind his odd, semitonal picking; so that the effect was of a music with a different scale from ours - the weird displaced tuning of gamelan music,say, or the twanging of a shamisen. His voice was fuller than I expected, off-key and keening but with an undercurrent of age and experience that never faltered. His non-note notes swooped like crows, landing in a flurry of despair and muddied claws: “Leather tore…Spurrrrrrrrsssssss….bro-ken.”

He got up, unbending a thin body, rusty and elegant. He walked from his stage before the altar of St Giles (gold eagle, gold cherub, Exodus XX on the wall) and stooped behind a white partition. I expected him to come out the other side, but that must have been the backstage door, because I never saw him again after that.


Posted on Wednesday, October 19th, 2005by Frances May Morgan

9 Responses to “disaster is my name”

There wasn’t much behind that door, other than another toilet, denied to the massses who had to queue the other side.

The finnish guys were frivolous and fun as well. Like a jazz version of the Clangers.

Posted by Richard on October 19th, 2005 at 1:14 pm


I suspected as much; I think I was just trying to be mysterious there.

The Finnish boys were superb, although I did worry about them a bit - didn’t their recorder teachers ever tell them not to run around while playing wind instruments? You could fall over and have all your front teeth out like that…

Posted by Frances May on October 19th, 2005 at 1:27 pm


My recorder teachers never told me such a thing. In fact, I still have my recorder from infant school.

Loved the gong, first time I’d heard one that close.

Posted by Richard on October 19th, 2005 at 10:31 pm


Hey Frances May!

Yourline about ‘His non-notes swooped like crows landing in a flurry of despair and muddied claws…’ is probably the very correct and finest gift of a description that as ever or should ever befall this thoroughly detestable Jandeknoize.

But do you actually like him, Frances? I underwent a torturous half an hour earlier today listening to a compilation of his. I think I was only three somgs in(although it felt closer to three hundred and thirty. I had to turn it off as I began to feel my entire being dying. His albums, I reckon should carry a health warning. Im sure enough exposure to this could result in some kind of physical and psychic seizure. Surely?
Jandek is to songwriting what Fred West was to childrearing.

And he needs to be stopped. *shudders*

Posted by Albert Stenton on October 23rd, 2005 at 5:57 am


I like the cut of your jib Albert ;)

Posted by Stew on October 27th, 2005 at 10:30 pm


One week has passed and you have still not told me whether you like Jandek or not. Are you still undecided Frances or are you just ignoring me because you dont like me? :-)

Posted by Albert on October 30th, 2005 at 10:15 am


Albert, terribly sorry. There was me thinking it was pretty evident from my writing that I’m a Jandek fan…maybe you could check out my review of the documentary’Jandek On Corwood’, which appears in Plan B Issue 3? The one in which I say that his songs are ‘beautiful, strange and unearthly’, and other such superlatives?

Posted by Frances May on October 30th, 2005 at 12:28 pm


Actually, I must eat humble pie, as I’ve come across some Jandek songs that are actually pretty great - Nancy Sings has female vocals and is eerie and creepily beautiful and European Jewel sounds like the Velvets’ European Son gone wrong.
Some of the other stuff I’ve heard though sucks away the will to live, it’s so black with despair.

Posted by stew on October 30th, 2005 at 6:19 pm


I just couldnt stop considering that the Jandek songs I was listening to were actually capable of doing me real physical harm rather than effecting me emotionally. Jandek = nasty,sinister, tumour-ridden black plague rat scurring across a landscape of unhope, social disease and an unblessed, decaying anti-life. On cocaine, cut with Aids.

So, Ive yet to hear this beauty you both speak of, so I will download more when I get a chance. But surely art isnt supposed to choke me to death.

Art is supposed to help us to transcend our fizzy ‘ology.

At least that is what I thought.

Posted by Albert on October 30th, 2005 at 10:25 pm


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