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bliblical

I cycled down to London Bridge for a meeting with Everett - London Bridge, let me tell you, is where it all began for Plan B, sometime last August (and Careless Talk too, apparently! In the Upper Crust cafe!). See, Everett doesn’t like leaving Brighton all that much so he sticks with London Bridge as a meeting point. Means he doesn’t have to move too far from the Hove train that will take him back to his nice, quiet house and Misty’s Big Adventure CDs. But I digress. It was a good meeting, although I got the deadline fear (rightly so) and a few other fears besides. But in a good way. We drank coffee and talked about bands who looked like they’d “been put together” and our suspicions thereof. Kicked ourselves for not going to see Ultralyd last week*.

Everett explained to me a clever and mathematical way of writing features, which I might try but I might not because I’m really bad with percentages.

I got on my bike to go home. And then chanced to look up at the sky above London Bridge. When I’d cycled over it to the station an hour earlier it was bright silvery yellow white, with a fitful sun trying to break clouds the colour and consistency of persian kittens. But now. Holy fuck. John Martin and William Blake and a thousand bad fantasy artists between them could not paint this sky. I’m telling you, it was the blackest, gloomiest, most foreboding thing I have ever seen, darker than Camden Underworld, backdrop to a representation of ‘The Deluge’, or, failing that, ‘The Day of Judgement’ (only without writhing naked repentant souls, more’s the pity - just tired, grey-clothed city people struggling home).

It was biblical, and London was doing its best holy city impersonation, temples of Mammon lit up like Bruce Nauman installations and adorned with stone goddesses. And me, in the middle of it. I saw the rain before I felt it, noted with interest that it looked pretty hard, maybe it was hail…maybe it was hail; maybe it was gonna start raining frogs…it wasn’t hail, but damn it was painful. I wobbled through Shoreditch with water in my boots, tasting the weird London rain on my lips, whether I wanted to or not, catching sight of myself in windows with hair all slicked down to my head like a wet dog. All through this, I kept laughing. It kept me warm, almost. As extreme experiences go, getting rained on so hard you’re almost knocked into an altered state isn’t actually as bad as it sounds. Honest. I’m just glad it only happens to me about twice a year.

* Ultralyd. Oh my good god, ULTRALYD! More on them later.


Posted on Friday, October 15th, 2004by Frances May Morgan

14 Responses to “bliblical”

That’s the best decription of London I’ve heard yet, makes me miss the old place.
It was quite sunny in Brighton.

Posted by chris on October 16th, 2004 at 1:17 pm


Can you let us all know this mathematical way of writing equations, please? Im itching to find out. scrat scrat.

Posted by slow graffiti on October 16th, 2004 at 5:35 pm


Equations? I meant ‘features’ or whatever it was you actually said. :-( *still scratching*

Posted by slow graffiti on October 16th, 2004 at 5:37 pm


It would be more than my life’s worth if I were to tell you, and besides I’m not sure if it works anyway.

Posted by Frances May on October 16th, 2004 at 7:26 pm


So, what are you saying? Your life is in danger if you tell? If so. How? Surely, one of the secrets to a happy, meaningful and spiritually rich life is to pass on whatever knowledge we aquire on our journey? It is a moral obligation. This way we all can evolve much quicker.

Spill the beanz ,Miss May. A packed assembly awaits you……

Miss May?

Posted by slow graffiti on October 16th, 2004 at 8:16 pm


tick……..tock……….tick……….tock……..tick……….tock……….tick……..tock……….tick……….tock……..tick……….

Posted by slow graffiti on October 16th, 2004 at 9:45 pm


A disheartened assembly shake their heads, shuffling solemnly, muttering to one another, whilst packing up their chairs in a careful and orderly fashion.

Such a shame. Ewwwwwwww meanie.

Posted by slow graffiti on October 17th, 2004 at 11:58 am


He is right you know. Youve let yourself down. We waited and waited but you didnt seem to want to talk to us anymore. Why?

Meanness is such an unattractive quality. Refusing to impart wisdom that has been passed on to you will act, not as an emblem of enlightenment as it was intended, but as a ball and chain around your inner sensibility. It will set you back.

This is all so terribly disappointing. And youre the one who is going to be losing out most of all.

Posted by The Shambolik Sleeptalk Assembly on October 17th, 2004 at 3:38 pm


I spent the weekend at work. In order to spend time in the week on this magazine and pay my rent also, I work all weekends with little or no internet access. Oh, and someone in the Plan B inner cabal chopped my hands off for mentioning it. I am writing this with my toes.

It’s like this. Word count divided by necessary history times how much prior knowledge is to be assumed plus a bit of superfluous subjective detail and fancy language that gets you called all kinds of names on the forum minus caring about that proportional to just get the damn feature done Frances and make sure it adds up to 100% in the end.

It’s only useful when you’re writing about an artist with a past that your readers may or may not be aware of, and you’re trying to work out how much information is useful without being overkill.

There. Now my toes are for the chop. Damn you all.

Posted by Frances May on October 17th, 2004 at 6:26 pm


Not sure I quite understand it, yet. But BLESS YOUR WET, COTTON SOCKS ANYWAY.
In fact bless them so much that any horrific attempts to butcher your tootsies might be deflected, blighted and blasted to smithereens. Poor thing. :-(

Posted by slow graffiti on October 17th, 2004 at 7:05 pm


" 1,2,3,4…For she’s a jolly good fellow, for she’s a jolly good fellow. For she’s a jolly good fell-ow. And so say all of us. And so say all of us. And so say all of us. For shes a jolly good fellow, for she’s a jolly good fellow, for she’s a jolly good fell-ow. And that, nobody can deny!

Hip Hip. HOORAY. Hip Hip. HOORAY. Hip Hip. HOORAY!"

Posted by The Shambolik Sleeptalk Assembly on October 17th, 2004 at 7:16 pm


Is everybody on this website on crack?

Posted by Sophie on October 25th, 2004 at 5:33 pm


Yes. Want some?

Posted by slow graffiti on October 27th, 2004 at 12:50 pm


Well I’m glad I’ve found my place in history…
"One of the Stars’ entourage who got too invovled. "And it only took three years to uninvolve myself.
Put it on my tombstone and I’ll be ready to die!

Posted by MP on November 16th, 2004 at 2:32 am


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